wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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