Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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