don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
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I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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