i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Acid is not a monday night drug
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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