And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Never joke about your clitoris.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
