Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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