she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
We're too hungover to prance.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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