and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I'm too high and old for this...
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
