I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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