No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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