He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
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Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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