If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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