is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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