I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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