i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Shame is for Republicans.
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