check it out our google latitudes are spooning
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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