he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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