Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You need Xanax blowdarts
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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