I've blown a few things in my day
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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