so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize