remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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