She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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