For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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