Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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