On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
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You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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