before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
My boob is missing a layer of skin
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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