Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
please come you make the beer taste better
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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