U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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