Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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