did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
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What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
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At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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