I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
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