After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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