I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize