You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
This can only be settled by a dance off.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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