I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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