You can't motorboat a personality
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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