so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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