She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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