I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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