Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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