And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Dicks are not precious.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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