omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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