it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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