I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
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With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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