Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
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My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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