We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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