Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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