Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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