Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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