all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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