champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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