Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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