Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
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Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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