It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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