I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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