he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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