shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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